Headdesk

Similar to a facepalm, except much more severe. Refers to the action of banging your head against a desk or table.

Girl 1: So I accidentally fell out of a window today...
Girl 2: God you are SUCH a blond. *headdesk*

by BitchandBastard October 14, 2011

headskin

The skin covering the head of a cock, the prepuce.

I was licking the stamp. He was all cooing and hard as a rock. His headskin was thick and juicy. It was sticking itself nicely on my lips while my tongue was rolling underneath it, around his trembling head. He would sometimes grab his lovely dick, pull on it in order to retract the headskin and slide his naked cockhead more deeply into my mouth. I would simply give in to the movement, obediently. I was his ever sucking ladyboy and he knew it so perfectly well. I would kiss his headskin, lick his head, and suck his cock for hours...

by Ysengrim January 4, 2004

headdesk

Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.

"Dammit, I give up!" *headdesk*

by FahrmBoy October 21, 2003

headdesk

the act of banging one's head on a desk repeatedly.

that was lame. *headdesk*

by e February 5, 2005

headdesk

when your head and a desk meet

ouch i just headdesked that desk

by dillmypeen April 17, 2006

headdesk

Verb: The action of passing out at the office.

Nick: Dude, that meeting was brutal...
Mark: Oh man, I know, I totally headdesked an hour into it.
Nick: yeah, the partner saw you, too. good thing he almost headdesked or you'd be busted.

by Inappropriate English Major November 4, 2008

Headdesk

When a person becomes so overcome with fangirl delight that they can no longer support the weight of their own head, and it hits a desk or desk-like object.

Mr. X: "Did you see the new Twilight movie?"

Mrs. Y: "Yeah, I headdesked when the guy took his shirt off."

by Coutzy December 8, 2009