a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

Hot headed

A person who gets mad easily or is constantly mad

I was talking to my bestfriend and my boyfriend got all hot headed about it

by mindRight July 6, 2009

bald headed lie

A lie that comes from a bald headed person ... in most cases the person isn’t really physically bald but they lie in a ratchet bald headed manner.

David said he had money. In my soul I knew it was a bald headed lie.

by Apriljoi January 2, 2019

Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.

*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"

by SloppySeconds77 May 21, 2011

level-headed

someone who rationalizes and find reasoning through a situation

I like how Paul takes tragedy with level-headed way of thinking.

by Gerard Irick March 1, 2009

Curly headed fuck

Term used to characterize a man or woman that has curly hair and is disliked.

Brennan: "Yeah well your just a big fat curly headed fuck!"
Dale: "Oh yeah"
Brennan: "Yeah"
Dale: "Im a curly headed fuck?"

by Todd Schultz August 14, 2009

bald headed bishop

A term used to describe a penis

I'll take you out back and meet that bald headed bishop of yours -

by OdietheBoston June 30, 2016