Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

hanzo switch

Every Hanzo main hears this on comp in overwatch.

Someone picks Hanzo.
Everyone else: HANZO SWITCH.

by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

hayloft

Something you probably searched for after hearing the song “Hayloft” by Mother Mother...

Dave: have you heard Hayloft by Mother Mother?
Carl: yeah it’s pretty good...

by Stoopid bisexual October 23, 2020

Haydon

A Haydon Is a pretty cool dude. He’s really smart and Is good at making friends. He comes off as a bit annoying sometimes but once you get to know him he’s really sweet. Watch out though, if you talk bad about him just be ready because he’ll do the same back. A Haydon is usually a good kid but gets in trouble every now and then. Haydons are very hands on. They can do almost anything you ask. He usually spends most of his free time watching YouTube videos but somehow still has time to do his homework. Haydons are usually very generous, if you need a snack or advice just ask. Usually Haydon is sassy, but he’s really good at it. He’s always trying to get on teachers good side and become a teachers pet. They usually come off as very attractive people. Usually being tall, dark haired, and blue/green eyed. Once you come across a Haydon you should never leave one.

Guy 1: Hey, did you upset Haydon?
Guy 2: Maybe just a little, why?
Guy 1: He’s going around the school talking bad about you!

by George135_123 May 5, 2018

HAYO

A meaningless phrase, started by a retired Minecraft modder (The founder of the IndustrialCraft mod)
Mostly the word is used as a "filler" word to break silences, as a greeting or a goodbye.

"Hi John, how are you?"
-"I'm fine.. How are you?"
"I'm good.. HAYO!"

by Appels_NL December 17, 2014

hamzobr

Hamzobr is Hmzibr11bb and he’s built different

Hamzobr is built different

by Johnny6917 November 7, 2020

Hayposting

Hayposting is when someone posts about Elliott Smith’s “Needle in the hay” on social media or a spam account, often accompanied by a photo of Richie Tennenbaum from the suicide scene in the royal tennenbaums .

Dude, I was so fucked up last night thinking about my ex, I started Hayposting on my spam

by RichieTbaum July 18, 2022