hay fever

used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.

Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah

by idk?? January 11, 2014

hay fever

when a black man prefers white women. similar to jungle fever or yellow fever.

you see all those white blond girls Andre keeps hooking up with? man, he's got a bad case of hay fever.

by drusopher February 26, 2008

HEYFEVER

Doing your best to say hey to everyone in your phone / address book, usually with a spam message.

Unlike hayfever, usually irritating to everyone ELSE.

"You just got that same random text from dan too?"
"yeah man hes got heyfever"

by scotty do October 22, 2008

Hay fever

When a girl is attracted to rednecks and their boots and trucks.

Adam: Hey I'm thinking about asking Annie out.

John: Don't bother, she has hay fever.

Adam: Goddamn rednecks.

by Yuhboizne May 6, 2014