havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

by sportster1 July 15, 2006

havana toastie

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.


This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.

Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...

by Philly May 13, 2005

Havana

Havana is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. i love her with my entire heart and that will never change. i once dated her and would give anything to have her back. i just wish we'd be bestfriends like we used to be

I love Havana

by allebakcin January 15, 2011

Havana

Havanas are really wonderful people. They are good friends and are always by your side. They have a great imagination, and love to play. Havanas love anything to do with technology, computers, Xbox, you name it. Overall, Havanas are great people.

Friend of havana: I get to go hang out with Havana!
Not friend of havana: Who is she?! She sounds amazing!

by Havana Great Friends January 23, 2016

havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Little Havana

This is one of the 3 Cuban hoods, the other two being Flagler St. and Hialeah. This is where the Cubans are at, dominoes all day everyday, cafeterias on every corner, annual calle ocho festival plus alot of Cuban history. Miami's most festive place nigga!!!

Pepe: Oye consorte where we headed to today?
Chichi: to Little Havana pa' jugar un poco de domino brode!!

by dadecountyboyyyy December 9, 2008