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loss of consortium 

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.
After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

contorted 

twist or bend out of its normal shape.
James contorted every object around him
contorted by Ray321 January 4, 2016

conjorted 

It means everything. You can use it in any context towards anything
Bitch you is conjorted XD

queens consort 

The ultimate veggie cake maker in ark survival evolved for alliance 99 problems and Hyperion
Queens Consort always pulls through even at 3am for our raids, she is a Cake Goddess
queens consort by Ark Troll December 19, 2018

Loss of Consortium 

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.
After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.
Loss of Consortium by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008
Term used to signifiy "otherness"; usu. during the early parts of a relationship or in a serious but non-monogamous pairing.
"I'd like you to meet Sara, my consort."
consort by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002