The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
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It’s a vibe that only freaky shawtys have. Only cool shawtys are haunted shawtys. Some of the shawtys are 💀 but the others are 😎.
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I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he's haunting me every time I see he's re-watched my Snaps.
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Jeff: Nah man! I hear that she had an abortion. Nobody wants to fuck a haunted vagina!
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Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, are the best rides in the park and in New Orleans Square at Disneyland Park at Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California
Along with Pirates of the Caribbean, are the best rides in the park and in New Orleans Square at Disneyland Park at Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California
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