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I hate life

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Friend: I hate life

Me: Same bro
by Wild Asian December 2, 2019
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Haphephobia

An extremely rare severe fear of touching and/or being touched. It is not linked to social anxiety or phobias. Sometimes it is only the fear of touching and/or being touched by the opposite sex, sometimes it is only the same sex, and sometimes both. The reactions vary depending on how much trust the person with haphephobia has with the one he/she is touching/being touch by.
Ex. 1
Kevin: "Did you see Josh completely freak out when his girlfriend kissed him? Wtf was that about? Freak."
Dave: "Shut up. He has haphephobia. He can't help it."
Ex. 2
Some people don't like being touched, but that isn't haphephobia. Haphephobia is when people touch you and your reaction is to freeze up. Your heart beats faster and you near a panic attack. Sometimes the area touched will feel as if it's been burnt and/or start to itch. Sometimes you'll just begin to sweat, runaway, or cry. It's a serious disorder and should be taken seriously. If someone tell you not to touch them, do NOT touch them.
by Jamie-Q-All-Over November 23, 2013
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I hate Antichrist

This word is used to troll UN (United Nations) blue heads (peacekeepers) to make them trigger easily. Basically Antichrist is Jesus Christ for UN and if you disrespect Antichrist, they will try to find your location and send peacekeepers to your location.
Michael: I hate Antichrist
UN Delta team: Delta, it's Delta we found the location of the person that said "I hate Antichrist". Sending location to Bravo team, copy.
UN Bravo team: Affirmative, we got the location of the target, sending "peacekeepers" to the work, copy.
UN Delta team: Roger that.
by TheMistrustfulPretender April 19, 2021
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Don't blame the person for finding out a way to beat the system , blame the system for being beatable
Person 1: WAIT, WHAT!? HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Person 2:Well it doesn't say you can't do that.
Person 1:But it's not fair
Person 2: Don't hate the player, hate the game
by 6Nice. October 3, 2020
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Hate Jerk

Feeling a sense of extreme hatred and resentment for someone but still helplessly jerking off to them on a consistent basis.
Thanks to Jessica, Brandon was going broke but he still couldn't help himself from hate jerking to her photos every night. He hated her so much, but GOD she turned him on.
by DivineGoddessJessica May 9, 2019
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Hamhead

A man whose fivehead joins with his ass crack.
Wow that man is so bald.

That's Hamhead.
by Wodderwick December 25, 2022
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i hate camping

what i type in on google
He said, "I hate camping", because camping was dirty as heck.
by pdtd September 3, 2021
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