hateurbate

Similar to hate-fucking, but involves you and your junk only.

Karyn is a self-loather who has to hateurbate in the morning before she showers and goes to work.

by the hateurbater March 1, 2010

Halfsturbate

Almost being able to masturbate to something. Being in a semi-turned on state. You want to be turned on by what's in front of you but it's not quite hot enough to give you a good hard on, like a non lesbian porno.

Roger: Hey Charlie, what did you think of that new movie Jennifer's Body?

Charlie: Total garbage man. You don't even see Megan Fox nude. I could only halfsturbate to any of the good scenes where she was almost nude.

by captain bry December 28, 2009

Hatesturbating

When a person is fapping while angry

ARRG, Im so mad, I think im going to start Hatesturbating

by Phaex2 February 19, 2009

Hateurbate

Masturbating to someone you find attractive, but has unredeeming qualities to you personally.

Hateurbate: I hateurbated so hard to that beautiful idiot Sarah Palin last night.

by Coch0026 May 25, 2014

Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

by Paulton January 6, 2008

matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

Hairsturbate

The act of masturbating while holding a woman's hair in the same hand. Usually to fulfill some kind of hair fetish.

My woman wasn't in the mood last night, but she let me hairsturbate for a while. Oh yeah!

by Joe Dunson October 16, 2010