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pepe haskins

pepe haskins is kinda weird. although he gives you gum, and is pretty nice, he kinda gets annoying. he just moans all of spanish class. if you sit infront of him (like me) then good luck.
omg wtf, pepe haskins just took a big shit in the toilet
by mrsbenware June 21, 2019
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Owen Haskins

Lives at 96 Mountfort St, Boston MA. Does ROTC, loves lax, loves his IPAs. Has a great, healthy relationship with his girlfriend.
by kj1206 September 25, 2022
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Dr. David Hawkins

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.
Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.
by IRSAgents August 1, 2022
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The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
by Mr. Will November 10, 2010
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sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.
Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.
by Penis surprise November 18, 2013
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Hashinshin Tp

When you Tp in more than 2 Enemys, while being 0/6/0 and think u can win but die again.
Player 1: I can Tp bot they are Low HP *Dies to Fed adc*

Player 2: Thats was a Hashinshin Tp u did there
by Fresquez July 26, 2020
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Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!
by restinpiece August 28, 2020
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