hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

by Graham November 30, 2004

haxmonkey

One who masturbates so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.

Man, david is so horny hes a freakin haxmonkey!

by chupomigrandepetos March 5, 2011

rashmonkey

Rashmonkey is a canadian name for a women who has to much experience with STD's.. she typically enjoys spreading them and informing her victims after mailing them scabs of her most recent exploits.. these types are usually found locked in their rooms dreaming of snacks and ways to hide developing cold sores on both her mouth and private regions

Q -Hey what's is that bump from down there
A - idk.. It developed after hanging out with rashmonkey!!

by Notanoob69 March 1, 2021

harmonkey

Harmonkey is Horsy’s bestfriend. They are so funny and have an unbreakable bong. I meant bond.

Horsy and Harmonkey s

by hairybum November 21, 2021