friend harvesting

This is the practice of amassing large numbers of virtual "friends" via Facebook or Cheezburger.com or some other social network site. The actual friend harvester may have far more of these virtual friends than he or she has familiarity with of the time to interact with.

Surely Meredith is engaging in friend harvesting, she has amassed a collection of 1050 "friends." I wonder how many has she known personally?

by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 11, 2010

Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.

Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life

by PastorPapi August 10, 2019

Harvesting Haploids

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

Pear Harvesting

Men are like pears. There is only a small window of time when they are ripe for a relationship. And like pears, most of the ones you pick will either be not ready or rotten.

I need to find myself a man. Let's go pear harvesting tonight

by Pear afficianado November 23, 2010

Man-harvesting

To lure men into relationships for the purpose of collecting contacts for booty calls, networking, and overall happiness in life.

"Sara wisely and efficiently uses POF.com and Datehookup.com when she is Man-harvesting"

by Whistleblower991 December 5, 2012

Harvesting

The act of harvesting sperm during masturbation.

After a long day of hard physical labour John decided he should spend his next hour harvesting.

by heathen priestess April 2, 2009

Hankenstein

Hankenstein is the new nickname for Henry (Hank) Steinbrenner, VP of the New York Yankees .Since his Dad George has started to turn control of the Yankee organization to his sons, Hank aka "Hankenstein" has repeatedly been the outspoken figurehead of the team. Referencing "I've created a monster" , Hank aka Hankenstein is seen as the new poster boy of a daddy's boy gone mad with power.

Why is Hankenstein opening his big mouth about making Joba a starting pitcher...So I guess it was Hankenstein that got George's rugged "Big Boss Man" like good looks.

by Joe Touchole May 29, 2008