HairShield

A product that shields your hair from lice etc..

Can you please order a hairshield for me? I have a lot of lice and dust in my hair.

by Hydroshell May 8, 2018

marshfield

a town south of boston that I moved to last year. pretty much everyone in the town is loaded. but somehow 90% of the kids pretend to be hard ass gangsters. the other 10% are surfers. the town has no projects or ghettos so im confused as to how anyone can be a gangster. the cheapest house would go for 500,000 or more. the town has a lot to do. theres 4 beaches and loads upon loads of hot girls. the class of 2012 is now infamously known for their fight club. all the upperclassmen laugh at them because theyre all faggots and cant fight for shit. the town is cool but the ego is wack. dont move here or youll regret it. all other towns are welcome to hate or fight them.

marshfield kid: yo dipset no homo im from marshvegas bitch

brockton kid: your a fuckin pussy (proceeds to stab/punch/ and/or shoot him.

by fuck this town July 4, 2008

Marshfield

The worst place to live in Missouri. A town that is full of crack-monkeys and dope-heads.

I'm tired of living in this hell, its like living in Marshfield MO!!

by Takeenata February 25, 2011

Marshfield

A small town in the center of the state of Wisconsin, known to its residents, especially those in high school for having almost freaking nothing to offer. a town of approximately 18000 residents and quite possibly the redest city in the whole state (most of the adults in this city voted for george bush, and the high school students arent much better) the high school office provides approved absence forms specifically tailored for student who will be missing a week of school for deer hunting season, and the high school has an umbelievable population of wiggers who have all think they're hott shit, but they're packin nothin; and goths who have been known to make drug transactions in the hallways, other than that though, it has one of the highest pass rates on AP tests in the state and is known for turning out a ton of UW Madison students, so it has its ups and downs, the town is incredibly boring though

Kid 1: "what do you what to do tonight man?"
Kid 2: "um, lets go get drunk, theres nothing else to do in this city"
Kid 1: "yeah, marshfield is so boring, geting smashed sounds good to me"

by Jack Washington May 13, 2006

Horsefield

A quick-mouthed person, usually one pretending to be of higher class than actually is. They make themselves feel bigger and better by telling tragic stories of old regarding themselves to lost wanderers near dark forests.

Person 1: That old bastard just tried to hock me a condom by telling me it's a family heirloom carrying an evil curse that's killing his whole family...

Person 2: wtf?? Don't take it personally, man, he's just a horsefield scum...

by VoraciousViixen January 15, 2010

Marshfield

Quite possibly the most degenerate and over-rated town on the planet. Located about 20 mins south of Boston, Marshfield unequivocally embodies all that is vile in a small town environment. Spawned of miscreants who suffer from both a sense of over-entitlement and no true moral core, this towns hellish effect goes well further. as if the town wass truely implanted by some warped 6th circle of hell dimension where garden gnomes dress like ru-paul reign supreme. The youth of this town strut around, half of them at a whole 5' even with egos twice their size. All of them broken off into their own individual hordes out to prove whom the baddest of ass is. Complete wanna be, pretty fly for white guy gangsters who have not once seen a true ghetto or slum. Drugs are pretty easy to get in any of the local Locales which for some may seem a plus. Wendy's is often considered the saving grace of this town, however even the Wendy's lacks in comparison to others of the franchise. The young of the town either feel the need to be the biggest slut or the toughest hard ass. Usually resulting in the tough hard ass looking like a fool, with his fool friends cheering him on or the knocked up club of marshfield which grows in number by the day. So in short if you are looking for a nice place to have your family and white picket fence. Go else where. As fast as your legs will take you and hope you are not pulled into this cesspool town

Teen girl 1: OMG i just found out I'm having a baby
Teen girl 2: No way! I'm having a baby too!
Teen girl 1: This is gonna be so awesome we can raise them together
Teen girl 3: Hey you guys are both having babies? Me too
Teen girl 1: OMG
Teen girl 2:OMG
Teen girl 4: Losers, if you were as cool as me you would already have one

**bell rings for third period at The Middle School in Marshfield**

by TheNakedTruth June 20, 2012

Marshfield

A small town on Massachusett's south shore. The home to many poor whitetrash meatsticks who like to take horse steroids and go around asking "Does anyone want to fight me?". The only good thing in this town is Wendy's, but the rest could easily be anihilated without regret.

Frank: Dude, your white. Stop walkin around with saggy pants and a crooked hat with ur sleeves rolled up. What are you a whigger or just from Marshfield?

by Twenty Three-Six April 18, 2005