harpsenfudge

A nasty desert that imitates chocolate but tastes more like chalk. Made in Germany. Also called Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge. It tastes like my grandmas foot.

by Darrin May December 26, 2017

harpy

A word to describe a women who draws a man into her grasp by pleasing the victims biggest desire only to destroy all that makes him what he is.

"Dude, stay away from her. That harpy will own you"

by Faux Vie January 1, 2009

Harpy Whore from Hell

A term used for any ex wife, girlfriend, or other female personage that draw you into their fairytale world by appealing to your deepest hopes and desires. They then proceeds to rip out your heart, taking your hopes, dreams and desires with a dose of spite added to a vile base of vindictiveness to create the elixer that perpetuates their own menial existance.

The Harpy Whore from Hell took my life, my children and my trust but she did not nor could she take my soul or my integrity.

by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008

hapsy

a delightful combination of feeling both happy and tipsy.

I'm feeling so hapsy right now!

by Chreeesta August 19, 2008

Harasym

a super awesome person with relatively blue eyes. and have super sexy family members. usually have a small temper, and get angry fast. wont tolerate crap, and usually are trolls.

person- "did you see harasym's brother, hes a babe"
Harasym-"shut the fuck up bitch"

"wow, that harasym is a troll"

by Abe Skittle March 18, 2009

harpsichord

A stringed keyboard instrument used in the Baroque period.

JS Bach wrote many pieces for the Harpsichord.

by carpo August 22, 2004

Harpsenfudge

A very gross, yucky, chalky fake chocolate made in Germany. Germans love the stuff but Americans think it tastes like doggy terd. A very great gift to give people as a practical joke at Christmas time. Another name for Marzipan.

All I want for Christmas is some Harpsenfudge to make my mouth burn and salivate.

Why is the Harpsenfudge the last holiday treat to be during the holiday season?

by Darrin May April 22, 2018