harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

by ian July 24, 2008

harpos

The greatest fucking place on earth where you get drunk as fuck, and stoned as fuck, and party with Self Infliction and The Underground Gods

We went to fuckin Harpos!!!!!

by Northside Boys October 15, 2003

Mount Harpo

The act of having sex with Opray Winfrey and her best friend Gayle at the same time.

OMG! Did you see Dr. Oz and Gayle on the Oprah show yesterday? I totally want to do a Mount Harpo!

by jl3 April 2, 2009

harpo jarvey

unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow

"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"

by Tim is Kitty September 5, 2009

Harpo

Harpo is Oprah Winfrey's production company (for obvious reasons)

Harpo and Langley are production companies. Roseanne, Oprah, Cops.

by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Harpos Pies

When you buy random objects from waitress, like a set of pies, and then never collect on them, or never really anticipate you will get them.

I can't believe Brooks bought 6 "harpos pies" from that waitress; he is never going to get them...

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Harpos Delivery

Where a friend will promise cookies, but make you wait longer than you should.

Jared was supposed to provide the girl scout cookies by March 10, but instead his making a "Harpos Delivery".

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022