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homophobe

Someone who repeatedly whines that homosexuals endanger family values and the sanctity of marriage, until outed as a closet case, desperately afraid of the gay person looking back in the mirror.

Someone who calls homosexuality a "lifestyle choice" but their own biology disagrees. Think about it: did you CHOOSE to be straight? As a teenager did you sit down one day and decide whether to be attracted to boys or girls?
It isn't surprising that stories about homophobes (like Bob Allen, Roy Ashburn, Bruce Barclay, Larry Craig, John Curtin, Mark Foley, Matthew Glavin, Ted Haggard, Phillip Hinkle, Glenn Murphy, Brent Parker, George Rekers, Ed Schrock, etc) often end with "was caught behind the restroom with a cock in his mouth".
by JeffGannon January 4, 2012
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homophobe-phobic

she is so mean to gay people,she's made me homophobe-phobic
by the monkey's uncle. June 20, 2008
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Hamaphobe

Someone who has a phobia of ham.
ie. Did you guys see Olivia? She cowered in fear when she saw that ham sandwich. What a hamaphobe!
by sabbocheek January 22, 2013
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Homophobesexual

"Don't talk to me unless you're a homophobe. I'm a homophobesexual."
by tikelpikel May 25, 2015
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Homophobe

An individual who exhibits an irrational fear towards homosapiens, or humans as they more commonly referred to as.
My friend Jason and I went to a history museum on a class field trip and durring our tour we encountered a homosapien exhibit that featured a life-like model of a homosapien. Jason started freaking out and tried to run away and get as far away from it as possible. After he calmed down and i tried to ask why he acted the way he did, he explained to me that he was a homophobe.
by Krymxon March 5, 2020
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Homophobe

Guy 1: Dude you wanna go to my house?
Homophobe: AH I’M SCARED OF HOUSES AHHHHHHHH
by Snek2684 June 22, 2021
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Homophobe

Some one who hates hates their house
Example:
Guy 1: “ I hate my house
Guy 2: “That means you’re a homophobe”
by Woowiewoow June 30, 2021
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