Paul Haney

He is an ass hole if u r a girl watch him because he is watching u he has been caught watching porn in class like 4 times in all just stay away

I can’t believe I have horny Haney for com arts Paul Haney is a dick

by Ding dong wing Wong November 1, 2019

Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009

Jasper Haney

A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.

The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.

by Sayanna Ted January 12, 2010

The Alexis Haney

In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.

His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.

The Alexis Haney is simply put.

by Buuuuungi January 24, 2022

matt haney

A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe

You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.

by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021

Haney Lallman

Someone who’s ready to get married to their first boyfriend ex suck a nigga dick one time and you a hoe

That girls such a haney lallman she wanna get married and weve only hung out once

by Immabadbitchucantkillme November 19, 2018

Haney kids

A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland

Those haney kids are so greasy

by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018