Handy Johnson

Another term for a hand-job

My women was giving me dome after she gave me the classic handy johnson

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Saskatoonie Handy Jay

The act of getting a handjob by someone wearing rough textured wool mittens.

Last night at the Zoo, Brad's mom gave me a Saskatoonie Handy Jay while we were sitting on the bench watching the penguins swim.

by Little BB November 23, 2013

Handy James

A Hand Job

Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2

by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

Handy Jay

Handy jay is an euphemism for hand job. First came to my attention in the 14th American Dad episode of season 4.

Roger says: While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy, in exchange for an angry handy jay.

by mercurytoxic May 10, 2009

handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.

Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.

by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015

Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.

J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"

by EmpressMe November 13, 2013