hardtime calender

When a inmate in prison has a calender up and is crossing out everyday that passes

I only have 60days left in here is going by so slow ive got the hardtime calender up

by dbest00 April 12, 2017

Hangtime

How long a boner lasts after intercourse

Suck my hangtime, you fucking nazi biatch!

Hell no, my hangtime is too good for a nazi!

by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003

hangtime

When a person forces a fart and a poo follows up and hangs on the rim.

"I just farted and got some serious hangtime"

by Ryan1 May 3, 2007

hangtime

Done by mankind. ( maybe monkeys and grasshoppers and dogs ), the amount of time a living specicies has spent in the air.

john: yo man go touch the rim
bob: yeah lemme try
(WAAABAMMMM)
john: whoa man u gots the hangtime
bob:of course i been doing workouts lately
john: oh okay lemme try
(BAAAAAAAHHHH)
bob: john u there?
bob: .... john?

by seanmacoun53535 September 13, 2006

hangtime

The time in which you plan to hang yourself.

“Bro it’s way past your hangtime!”

by pastyourhangtime January 8, 2019

ballbag hangtime

The time delay experienced between getting hit in the balls and feeling inconsolable pain.

Observer 1:Oooh, Johnny just got smacked in the ballbags.
Observer 2: Why is he not in pain though??
Jimmy falls to his knees
Observer 1: Must of been ballbag hangtime bruv.

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016