Madam's handjob 

When a woman removes her underwear and uses it to give a guy a hand job so that the panties soak up the cum, similar to a posh wank.

She took her pants off in the car and gave me a madam's handjob

Madam's handjob by Space_Ashe March 24, 2025

Handjob Seats 

The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.

Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.

Handjob Seats by Fedora Jack March 26, 2016

Handjob Suzie 

A Handjob Suzie is a girl that like to rub one off for the guy she is fucking around with, then slurp on some cock afterwards.

Guy 1: Did you take that chick home last night?

Guy 2: Sure did! She's a Handjob Suzie!

Handjob Suzie by JamJam1 November 7, 2012

Handjob Slut 

A female who possesses the mindset and appearance of a slut, but is too prude to perform any sexual maneuvers other than a handjob.

Joe: Dude I'm totes gonna rail that chick tonight!
Kevin: I don't know bud, she's kinda poopy and I hear she's a handjob slut.

Handjob Slut by SexSarge69 March 2, 2009

handjob salad 

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

handjob salad by drsanchez January 25, 2016

Handjob Soup 

another name for hamburger helper according to the Iphone

I'm going to the kitchen to make Handjob Soup for dinner.

Handjob Soup by flip2liv June 23, 2011

Sad handjob 

A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.

After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.

Sad handjob by Sad handy August 20, 2013