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A handjob when the only lubrication is the tears of the person giving the handjob.
After Mark insulted Tina's love making he was relegated to a sad handjob.
by Sad handy August 17, 2013
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A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.
Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.
by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018
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