The Peter Pan Handbook

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

Grammar Nazi Handbook

Another word for a dictionary, often used by inexperienced Grammar Nazis who haven't already memorized the damn thing.

random guy: Hey dude, just because I don't know how to spell illiturut doesn't mean i'm stupid

Novice Grammar Nazi: HOW THE HELL COULD YOU MISSPELL ILLIT-...er......hang on let me check me check my Grammar Nazi Handbook for a second...ILLITERATE!?!? HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT GET THAT RIGHT DUMBASS?!??

random guy: what the fuck.....

by Akrylik September 1, 2009

the badd bitch handbook

a handbook for the exclusive bad bitches!!

#1 rule of the badd bitch handbook, NO APOLOGIZES

by young drezzy August 11, 2010

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

handbook hoe

An old school hoe that follow old school hoe rules

Oh she/he a handbook hoe

by Jayinthemiddle September 24, 2021

Handbook Rules

Player defined rules in any kind of game that is meant to counteract unpopular, annoying, or dishonorable play-styles.

Player 1: “oh man, camping is such a dumb and wimpy way to play in Call of Duty.”

Player 2: “yeah man, it’s like totally against the Handbook Rules of COD.”

by The Metal Guy April 8, 2024