Hand me down watermelon

When you put a watermelon in the microwave, fuck it, and then bury it in the back yard and your family eats its seedlings.

Jimmy served "hand me down watermelon" at thanksgivings this year.

by Cflownasty September 5, 2018

Hand-me-down-bitch

A girl who dates a guy and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her dow to his friend and so on.

Becca is a hand-me-down-bitch. She dated John then his friend Bill, then his friend Tom.

by Homooo... August 4, 2011

Hand me down job

When your older brother gets a hooker and drops an extra $20 so you can have a sloppy seconds hand job.

All I got for my 18th birthday was a hand me down job.

by magicliterati August 26, 2012

Hand Me Down Buick

Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?

ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008

hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

by fr3q July 3, 2012

Hand Me Down

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.

While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.

by RagingSquirrel November 28, 2010