Ham Wallet

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

by Tubby Tockley September 6, 2006

Hammullet

A hairstyle characterized by a Dorothy Hammill in the front and a party in the back. A variation on the classic mullet.

Her hairdo could be called a Hammullet because she had a curled under bowl cut in the front, and longer, straight hair in the back.

by scsween October 14, 2009

mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 27, 2010

Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

by merlinswish September 7, 2006

Ham Wallet

1. A slang term used in reference to a vagina

"that chick has got one loose ham wallet"

by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006

Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007