hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

hampsterhead

A fat bald guy with a beefy head

I am a hampsterhead; look at that hampsterhead on TV. I want in that hampsterhead.

by Curt zimmerman May 12, 2006

Hammerhead

A person who is heavily intoxicated to the point that his/her eyes deviate away from their head (much like how a hammerhead shark is)

Dude, you were so hammerhead last night!

by HurricaneGordon November 19, 2009

Hamstered

When playing the online game 'Goldminer', and then catching a hamster that was blocking a diamond or big gold nugget!

"Dude, you just got totally hamstered!"

"Hey, have you seen Bob today? I think he might have comitted suicide 'cause he got totally hamstered last night!"

by Bæver-flækkeren May 3, 2010

Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.

Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.

by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017

hammerhead

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

hammerhead

Another word for penis you can say in public

Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline

by V dux September 5, 2007