Hamsterslam 

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"

Hamsterslam by LPawnShopL March 22, 2010

Ass Hamsters 

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.

1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class

Ass Hamsters by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008

Hamstar 

A variation of the word "hamster" used simply to make the word sound different for the sake of being different or annoying. It can also be used simply to bother someone who insists of proper pronounciations or believes it has some other meaning that you are not telling them about.

Boy: "Oh... yup... hamstar..."
Girl: "STOP SAYING THAT! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!"

Hamstar by PhobiaPhrenzy September 16, 2009

hamsterism

After-the-fact rationalization of sexual behavior by a woman, to avoid cognitive dissonance.

After Jenny got drunk and banged her boss at the Christmas party, she justified it to herself with the hamsterism, "I'm not a slut--he tricked me into it!"

hamsterism by Col. Tigh November 9, 2013

Hamstai 

Hamster + hentai

Hey dude... I just found the hottest hamstai.. I jerked off to it it was so hot...

Hamstai by breadboner November 7, 2013

Where do hamsters come from? 

Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...

"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"

Where do hamsters come from? by very_awkward_mommy_hamster January 17, 2017

Hamsters 

Hamester is a racist term, for an African AMerican, used without them knowing for decades by whites attending a company picnic. It later spilled over to the general public.

"Hey hurry up guys before the freekin hamsters eat all the chicken and watermellon!"

Hamsters by Kathy Whitfield August 5, 2004