hamhower

verb (used without object)
to verbally ramble while intoxicated, esp. to an uninterested audience and about a singular, monotonous subject matter.

noun
one who hamhowers;

what Wu Tang might refer to as a "certified chatterbox"

Gene: Bbryan, wherya goin to college?? TCNJ hazza best math ed program around. You think Rutgers dammuch better? I'm tellin ya-
All: Damn it, Gene, stop hamhowering again!

by speshy March 14, 2019

Hamplanet

An absolutely, ginormous, tub of lard on legs. We aren't just talking about your slightly obese English teacher here we're talking about those people whose appearance is more than physically disgusting. Usually at 5 feet tall maybe an inch or two larger and over two hundred pounds of "curves" they are usually seen at Walmart scarfing down food and driving around on scooters made for handicapped people. They love to troll the fresh produce section for random person to call anorexic. Prepare yourself for bad grammar, insults, and "curves" if you ever encounter one.

Dan: Holy shit Paul Hamplanet alert!
Paul: SHIT WHY IS THE WORLD SHAKING.
Hamplanet: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES!

by Sparklecunt April 16, 2013

New Hampshire dog

A modified version of a hotdog. You stick your penis on a hotdog bun and drizzle it with maple syrup. When presenting it to whomever you choose to give it to you say "order up" or "dinner is served". Perfect for a party prank or surprising your girlfriend or wife.

I need to run to the grocery store for syrup and hotdog buns. I need to serve up a New Hampshire dog.

by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

hampden

hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.

yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)

by girlnarly October 30, 2011

Hamplanet

A serious fatty.

The last thing that hamplanet needs to be doing is going into a MacDonalds.

The new chick they hired in HR is a total hamplanet.

by 8101Wanker February 28, 2016

Hampire

An overweight figure, most commonly found lurking about goth clubs after the successful plunder of a local Honeybaked location. By the trail of honey glaze, the Hampire is armed with a bodily odor so foul, that it asphyxiates those caught in the wake of its' greasy treacle. Should you encounter a Hampire, it is said that the best defense against the foul pantry-dweller, is a good pair of cross-training shoes: If it can't keep up with you, the Hampire will soon loose all interest in you, favoring the closest emochilde it can snack upon.

"Hey, where'd my sandwich go, and why does it smell like rancid bacon on this patio?"

"Damn dude, did you see the size of that Hampire that went past? That Gloomcow almost stuck me to the floor with how much patchouli was funked onto her!"

by Col. Harland Sanders March 4, 2009

Cock Hamper

A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.

Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.

She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.

by Xeropoint December 24, 2011