Hammocking 

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.

Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.

Hammocking by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019

Hammocking 

The act Hammocking can be achieved when two people (or more) of the same sex sleep in a hammock together. This life achievement normally happens at sleep-overs/parties, where more than one person needs a place to sleep. The "Hammockers" will normally be made fun of for sleeping in said hammock together.

The other night during the party the guys were Hammocking together.

Hammocking by time2rape January 26, 2010

Hammocking 

hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.

a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.

For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!

HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!

Hammocking by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010

Hallocking

Verb: (hal-ick-ing)
To lose all assets by gambling; to fail writing 107 four times; to fail computer literacy four times; to fail accounting four times; to fail Theology 3 times; to apply to numerous jobs using false credentials, only to quit one week later; to be dismissed by all friends and family; to be seen as a low life in society; to use school loans to gamble on sports; to cheat out of money (can be anything from friends to the catholic church).

Xavier says "Haha. My roomate dropped his writing class for the 3rd time this semester."

Jimmy Neutron replies "WOW! He is really hallocking this semester."

Hallocking by Jimmy Johnstone October 14, 2005

Hamjacking 

Tearing it up.
Kind of sexual but not really.
Pretty much just owning at whatever is happening.

or

The stealing of one's Ham or Ham product

or

Nagging.
Getting on someone's case.
Fucking Up

or

Doing something good; helping. Might sound sexual.

Yo dude, I totally just hamjacked at croquet yesterday.

Bro, that crazy ass bitch just hamjacked my fucking bacon!

Stop hamjacking me bitch!

Yesterday, after the party man, Lauren hamjacked me all the way home.

Hamjacking by Iknowhowtohamjack July 22, 2012

Hallmocking 

When looking for a hallmark card for any occasion and spending too time looking for one that doesn’t contain the word “Love”

Damn it, i spent 30 minutes Hallmocking for a Valentines Day Card for the wife at Walgreens and missed my tinderwife. Never again!

Hallmocking by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021

Hamhockin' 

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

Hamhockin' by NateThompson May 30, 2018