Hammertime

'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

by Triggermortis November 12, 2010

Hammertime

"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

It's muthafuckin Hammertime!

by ok June 24, 2003

hammertime

time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer

The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over

by Dreesey February 10, 2007

Hammertime

Hammer.. Time

Cant touch this!

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Hammertime

To get extremely intoxicated.

Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"

by Jeff_IS_Cool March 2, 2009

Hammertime

An occassion for group sex, particularly when there is a large female to male ratio.

When I walked up in that room with all them naked hotties, I knew that it was hammertime.

by Brian Tam September 16, 2005

Hammertime

Is when a fellow employee does not do his job at least one week prior to leaving on a scheduled vacation, for fear that doing the job will interfere with that vacation.

Hey guys, Russ is on Hammertime this week before his hunting trip.

by LPD 507 October 26, 2007