Hamer

A not-quite-believable fake news story, written with the intent to generate views. (AKA clickbait) Usually created from wannabe news organizations, whose journalists may or may not have served jail time.

Wow! That story I read about how to make $10,000/month from repeatedly filing civil lawsuits was sure a Hamer!

by All.Things January 8, 2021

habieve

Derogatory term for an Indian owned/operated gas station.

"Let's head down to the habieve"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 18, 2021

hame

where football is coming.

aye, football's coming hame.

by sprayprince May 28, 2021

hambeast

Hambeast is one of those words which may have originated with Something Awful. It refers to people who are porcine, that is, piggishly fat, with arms and legs like hams.

"Look at this picture and tell me Fud isn't a hambeast. How much does he eat in a day?!"

by Siege February 16, 2005

hameeda

Hameeda is a soft spoken person with a great personality. She’s generous, smart,humble and really beautiful, she trusts easily and she’s a shy person, she’s good in keeping relationships but once she’s over it, she’s done with it.. she’s very emotional and Very reserved.. smiles are always hers.

Humbleness is Hameeda’s quality

by Ham ida February 6, 2020

Halie

There is no one closer to perfect than Halie. Her eyes show mere beauty and will make you fall for her. She will have her ups and downs but she will always pull through strong. Overall the most amazing girl there is. Keep Halie close to you, losing her will be one of the most painful things that will happen to you. Also she is very good at singing.

Guy1: I got Halies number today!
Guy2: No way! Consider yourself one of the luckiest men in the world.

by worriorGOD September 14, 2013

Hacienda

A increasingly shrinking group of people with micro penis'

Look at hacienda over their with their 2 member (combined penis size of 2.1 inches

by manfattheman February 6, 2020