HamHead

Harvey Price. A dribbling rubber-headed blind spastic.

Or anyone with mild spasticinia or spastosis

Well done Jordan, your son is a Hamhead

by David Mildspasticania July 8, 2010

hamhocked

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

hamoed

White boy wasted; pants shittingly drunk

My boy was so Hamoed last night he shopped naked at IKEA!

by Hamoed May 18, 2014

Hamhockin'

The act of starring at another man's genitalia or "ham".

Example 1:
Hey Justin!? What are you doing?

Hamhockin' Fletcher while he changes.

Example 2:
I got 2 eyes a working eye (used for everyday use, work etc.) and a hamhockin' eye (inspecting another guys junk)

by NateThompson May 30, 2018

Hamhoth

When you jerk off a pig

Hey dude did you see that guy who did a hamhoth last night?

by Tvitale32 July 27, 2019

hamhocks

The buttocks or ass cheeks.

Damn! Look at the hamhocks on that chick!

by John Lennon February 3, 2004

hamwoe

Being in a state of excess grumpiness/grief or throwing a temper tantrum over a trivial matter. From ham + woe. Ham initially referred to the meat, but can also mean to exaggerate, similar to when actors ham it up.

A man held a longterm grievance after his parents fed him cheap processed luncheon meat as a child, while they themselves ate quality ham, giving him the first case of hamwoe.

If the drink I ordered doesn't turn up in five minutes I'll break down into a hamwoe until they let me have it for free!

by TheHarvester November 17, 2020