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the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019
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The Hamburgler

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When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
by KuJo December 12, 2004
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Hamburgular

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That ugly man in black-and-white from McDonalds that always steals hamburgers.

VERY BAD INSULT!!!!!
Man, that fat ass bitch looks just like the damn Hamburgular!
by Poopie head July 22, 2008
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Hamburglaring

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Hamburglaring is the act of non verbally defaming large multinational corporations through Art in which the Artist ridicules the corporation and mascot or mascots,and is incorporated into the main subject of the Artist work.
For the U.K.Streetartist and stencillist BANKSY,and his Australian counterpart ,the Pastellist James DeWeaver,they both incorporate "Hamburglaring"into their artworks,with a focus for BANKSY being the McDonalds clown Ronald McDonald,and DeWeaver's work and critisism with the McDonald's "Hamburglar"
by Mary Jane O'Mullnihey August 23, 2011
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Crusty Hamburgaler

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A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.
After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".
by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008
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The Hamburglar

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A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.
My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.
by lsdforfree December 26, 2009
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hamburglar

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someone who is a fatass and steals other people's food (especially a hamburger or cheeseburger) because he or she is too fat and/or lazy to make or buy their own god damn food.

and when you ask this person if they stole your food, they have that guilty look on their face as they pretend to ignore you. WAY TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS!
Fuck you Sandy, you fucking hamburglar.
by Trampy Tina October 24, 2006
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