halibut

Coolest motherfucker alive.

"Halibut is the coolest motherfucker alive."

"Stop being redundant."

by Kyle June 8, 2003

halibut

1. A piece of ass one finds when traveling abroad in a different state that he later flies in to his rural home town to show off to his friends.

A. "Did you see that chick Rob flew in from Texas? I guess he met her at the football game and convinced her to come visit. Nice piece of halibut, I bet she likes it almond crusted with a touch of lemon if you know what I am saying bro!!??"

B. "You can't find any ass in Colorado so you gotta fly in some halibut from the Gulf of Mexico."

by WyomingCowboys69 November 26, 2010

Stun 'em like a halibut

Phrase
verb/action

A phrase initally uttered Sunday 11/21/10 during the second episode of Sarah Palin's "My Alaska". During this episode the Palin family bludgeoned a halibut to death and referred to it as humanely "stunning" the fish.

This term indicates the desire to physically assault/beat someone with reckless abandon.

That bitch better get up off of my man unless she wants to get stunned like a halibut!

Hey, bitch! If you're feeling froggy leap! I will stun your ass like a halibut!

If those assholes don't stop trying to cut in line in front of me at Starbuck's, I swear I am gonna stun 'em like a halibut!

by Margeauxx Mcbeavers November 28, 2010

halibut

a word that my teacher used to say to replace the word "hell"

What the halibut is wrong with you?

by Boojam December 21, 2004

slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut

eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped

by tommywebo March 4, 2011

Halliburton Loophole

The worst sex position EVER.

Mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 21 June 2010

I got a halliburton loophole last thursday. My family is dead.

by Rob_blah June 24, 2010

halibut

1.) foibled pronunciation of horrible by my asian girlfriend

2.) complete nonsense, inane, lame, unfounded, untrue

3.) horrible person

4.) general state of affairs these days

1.) mr duite, you are completely halibut

2.) that's halibut

3.) he's a big halibut

4.) it's all halibut

by mr snatchural September 17, 2005