Halibut

The kind of fish you do things for

I did it for the halibut.

Halibut by Chakimcai July 8, 2023

Alaskan Halibut 

Sex-Move: Knock your bich out with a fish (preferably an alaskan halibut), put it on your dick, and then fuck her with it.

I gave her an Alaskan Halibut last night. Biches love the Alaskan Halibut.

Alaskan Halibut by Alaskan Halibut November 28, 2012

shat on a halibut 

The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.

Damn, this elevator smells like ass. Someone must have shat on a halibut.

shat on a halibut by Space Herpie October 15, 2008

Stun 'em like a halibut 

Phrase
verb/action

A phrase initally uttered Sunday 11/21/10 during the second episode of Sarah Palin's "My Alaska". During this episode the Palin family bludgeoned a halibut to death and referred to it as humanely "stunning" the fish.

This term indicates the desire to physically assault/beat someone with reckless abandon.

That bitch better get up off of my man unless she wants to get stunned like a halibut!

Hey, bitch! If you're feeling froggy leap! I will stun your ass like a halibut!

If those assholes don't stop trying to cut in line in front of me at Starbuck's, I swear I am gonna stun 'em like a halibut!

Stun 'em like a halibut by Margeauxx Mcbeavers November 28, 2010

slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut

eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped

slapping the halibut by tommywebo March 4, 2011

haliburton 

(adj) Something that is so fiendish that it will concoct a scheme to bribe a nation's presiding leader into invading a Middle Eastern nation simply so it can get some reconstruction contracts

That prostitute has been so haliburton ever since she started menstruating!

haliburton by Dr. Balls May 10, 2005

Haliburton Loophole

A sexual position where one man stands shoulder widtch part and receives a hand job from a person situated on their knees behind the recipient staring directly into their ass. Known for having the worst name of all sexual acts.

I accidentally farted last night while getting a Haliburton Loophole and my girlfriend dumped me.

Haliburton Loophole by Giiiiizmo July 6, 2010