halftruism

Performing an altruistic activity for personal gain.

Charity for personal gain.

Performing a selfless action for selfish reasons.

Resulting from a play on words, substituting "half" for "all" in altruism.

Tracy volunteers at the shelter because her father pays her, which makes her altruism "halftruism".

by aTresser April 15, 2010

Halfturbate

Halfturbating is the process of gettin yourself all worked up so that later on you can shoot one huge ass load!

Carl: I'm gonna go fuck this chick tonight.
Ed: You gonna halfturbate before hand?
Carl: Hell yeah!

by D-Li Llama February 11, 2010

Halty doss

Yung teens patrolling the streets of the centre of Britain either on their way to or from the bypass bridge

Coming on the halty doss like ?

by Newbroughisashithole February 26, 2021

Halftard

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

by Mad Jester December 16, 2004

halfy

the state of having half a boner, not quite fully erect

oh man the first time i saw that chik she gave me a halfy

by jim t. cuntsenberger May 29, 2005

halftime hoe

a girl that is a hoe half the time

a girl who is a hoe half the time you see her wit some other dudes trying to get pimped then when u see her she acts like she aint no hoe that is a halftime hoe

by hallmark apt August 18, 2011

Halfy

The state of being half of one race, and half of another.

"Look at the halfy, thats why sylvan is more popular than ever!"

by Jimmy April 5, 2004