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Half Chub Hertz
Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
Half Chub Hertz by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011
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half chub chillin by Zetrosome December 16, 2016
Half Chub Fallacy
Someone arguing that directs the substance of the argument specifically to a spot which brings them pleasure to talk about.
Muxaio: You can’t treat me worse because I have a lower VISA status than you
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over
Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.
Alp: That’s such a red herring fallacy and this isn’t applicable to the job status that you can’t get over
Alp has a pleasure for Fallacies
Muxaio: Don’t get too excited now, that’s clearly a half chub fallacy. We know you masturbate to the thought of fallacies.
Half Chub Fallacy by The half chub December 17, 2025
Gentleman's Half Chub
The half way point of male arousal. This male arousal sometimes never develops into full arousal. A gentleman's half chub, or "GHC," may stem from various non-sexual sources. One might gain a gentleman's half chub when hearing that their favorite band is playing at a nearby club, that Coors Banquet Beer is on tap, or upon watching Jadeveon Clowney hit someone so hard that their helmet and shoes come off. Nonetheless, a GHC might be brought upon by more traditional methods such as heavy petting or short skirts.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
The gentleman's half chub originates from England, where beer is often drunk in yard glasses, being one yard in length. The smaller half-yard beer glass has been known as the gentleman's half yard.
A gentleman's half chub is not to be confused with a NARB, or no apparent reason boner, as with a GHC, there is definitely a reason.
I was sporting a gentleman's half chub when I heard that Las Vegas would be getting an NFL team, allowing me to mix vices at a more potent rate.
Gentleman's Half Chub by Daniel Midland June 30, 2017
Springing a Half Chub
When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
Springing a Half Chub by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020