Blonde Hales

A girl who is beautiful with the right amount of sass

Brian called his date blonde hales after she came down in her good looking dress

by Divers burrito March 28, 2015

hapless technoweenie

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

by Landon783 January 4, 2014

Hapless

Unlucky and/or Unfortunate.

#1: Dude, I lost my job, my girlfriend and my car all in the same day.

#2: You're hapless, motherfucker.

#1: I know, I know.

by Clorox eater December 15, 2009

kate harless

a girl that can be mean, but we pick on her just to fuck with her, she knows we all lovez her

man that skank is such a kate harless

by nykkun August 23, 2011

Hales

A nickname given to girls named: Haley, Hailee, Hayley, Haylee, Hailey, Hayliegh, etc. Usually used by her bestfriends or her boyfriend. A very cute name that she wishes everyone would call her.

Oh hales, I love you. :

by Jordynn_hannah October 18, 2009

hales

the fucking shit.

You're a beast, you're such a hales.

by stupid mickey January 27, 2009

Tristan Hales

Yeah he drinks in the white horse Wincanton.

...Hmmm Space cadet, Tristan is his name.

by John Bill November 27, 2004