Hagersville

The best town in ontario, canada. Known for the worst sports teams in Haldimand-Norfolk. Also the people of Hagersville are known for there amazing talent in drinking games and good looks.

WOW, Dale's really good at beer pong; yeah he's from Hagersville

by Hawks26 March 17, 2011

Hagelund

This word means a small, chubby man, with small genetalias, with a huge ego.

You are so Hagelund

by Ragnes May 17, 2011

Hagerstown

A rather odd mix of cultures in a town that should never be together. A town overrun with trailer trash and rednecks, mostly transplants from WV, as well as pimps and gangstas, mostly from Chambersburg, DC, and Frederick, not to mention a few rich business-types from the city.

Anyone who goes to Hagerstown Harvard (Hagerstown Community College) and finished out there is doomed to live in the sad mediocrity of that town. The reason for the overall populace being so idiotic is that all the smart citizens got out while they could.

However, there are a certain few in the town that like to stir things up a bit with water-balloons, muscle cars, blow-up dolls, or whatever they have. What else is there to do in a hick-town like that but make trouble. But please get me the hell out of there!

HCC Slogan: Hagerstown Community College. Stay close, go far.

Me: The fact that the Community College's slogan contradicts itself pretty much sums up what you can expect here... idiots.

by El Horno November 11, 2008

Hagerstown

Hagerstown is a small city in Western Maryland that has been coined the "Hub City" due to its relative location to not only several small towns (Williamsport, Boonsboro, Clear Spring, etc.), but to three bordering states (Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia). Hagerstown's location would seemingly generate a diverse culture, but strangely enough, consists of a primarily black and white population. This intermingling of only two ethnicities has led to an odd occurrence in which many black citizens "act white" and many white citizens "act black." Such actions have resulted in the concept of racism presenting itself, but in an unintentional but disrespectful fashion.

Black friend: "Bro, I'm so sick of everyone in Hagerstown being so darn ghetto."
White friend: "I feel you my ninja. Fools be trippin in deez streets."
Random Bystander: "Wait, what?"

by Frank83223 July 13, 2016

haneru

1. <japanese> To leap
2. <japanese> To decapitate
3. Everybody's Besty Ex

He's just such a haneru - he won;t admit he still loves me and he still wants all his stuff back! I just wanna haneru over there and haneru his hot, skinny ass!

by Haneru March 5, 2009

Hagerstown rich

Someone who lives in a nice house.Can afford to pay someone to do repairs on their house and car. Well still being below world wealth. But has no idea what it is like to live on minimum wage and counting change to buy gas.

Joanne gets to eat at the steakhouse two times a week. But since I'm not Hagerstown rich I'm lucky to have hot dogs even once a week.

by Mr Guinea pig May 10, 2023

Hagerstown famous

The notoriety or "fame" you experience after a particularly noisy mid-afternoon sex romp on a Hagerstown MD hotel room.

Old lady on civil war bus trip: my name is Mildred what's yours sonny?

Me: Michael ma'am.

Old lady: Oh, Michael? Room 205 right?

Me: Er, yes ma'am. (Damn now i'm Hagerstown famous)

Also my apologies to the congregation of the Third Baptist Church Selma Ga. I was in a groove and... Well anyway my apologies.

by Mike cheezmar June 8, 2013