smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003

haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003

haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki October 7, 2008

Hjalberg Haddock

A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.

Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.

by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021