An overtly loud, rather large, heavily intoxicated female, often found at large social gatherings such as parties, that will stop at nothing to get in a guy's pants; the classic fat party hoe that tries to rape you and all your friends after only one drink, exposing her true motives. Often times forces herself on small, weak, defenseless males, too timid to resist the heaving rolls of doom. Gives the gift that keeps on giving.
Steve: Dude, poor Chris. Last night at his party he passed out and got violated by Monica.
Marco: Oh shit! That could've been me. Sean had to fight off that fat slut with a chair. Luckily he yelled, "Twinkies!" and she waddled away into the kitchen.
Chris: Goddamn fat hackley bitch!
Marco: Oh shit! That could've been me. Sean had to fight off that fat slut with a chair. Luckily he yelled, "Twinkies!" and she waddled away into the kitchen.
Chris: Goddamn fat hackley bitch!
by Paco Sánchez January 7, 2007
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California based rapper and right hand man to SEMATARY. Hackle is part of the haunted mound. Also known as safety boss, shipping boss, shopping boss and HDOE. Hackle is the chewbacca to the Han Solo if they chain smoked in the forest. He has a profound love for firearms.
by Walruswithwings August 16, 2022
Get the Hackle mug.Very rare. Cousin of the dingleberry, a hackleberry is a klump of crap that connects more than 5 hairs on your ass joining your cheecks together like allies.
by Chris Klein January 22, 2007
Get the Hackleberry mug.Any event centered around programming and the rapid development of code over many consecutive hours, sometimes days. Hackfests are akin to LAN parties, all-nighters, weekend benders, etc, but deal specifically with programming. Some hackfests have themes involving specific programming languages, projects, or locations.
Agbar won't be able to make it to your birthday party, he's at a hackfest and they're not leaving until they develop a program to measure the number of bleeps in an episode of South Park.
by Jato Jay November 23, 2010
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Get the hickles mug.like the evils, or the evil eye. when someone gives you a dirty look when they are angry with you or dont like you. short for hackie looks.
by JustMeX January 21, 2009
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