hmp

hold my poodle.

Here. hmp.

by harhar1991 May 6, 2011

hmp

hit my penis

Yo gurl hmp, i know you want too

by hmugirl July 12, 2011

hmp

Hit my pussy; say when ur horny but wanna be petty to “him”

Someone hmp tonight

by Dr.dickel March 24, 2020

hmp

Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...

Yo so bored... hmp.

by HMP_ALL_DAY69 May 16, 2011

HMP

Hit my pineal gland

"Don't worry, I texted him to hmp when he finds the soup."

by hillelatbucc May 13, 2018

HMP

Hug Me Please

i feel very lonely, HMP

by anonymous December 10, 2020

HMP

Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.

Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes

by littleneros June 16, 2010