Gearu

A GEARU is a person who is incredibly proficient with all things technical. Be it a complicated video system, a new computer program, or simply a high tech toaster, this is the person everyone turns to for technical assistance. Some people have taken this ability to an even higher level and approach a near zen like aptitude to know what every button does on every machine. A true GEARU exudes a calm and confident aura of proficiency. They have transcended the minor label of computer geek and become the true guru of gear, the GEARU. Also known as "the keeper of the knobs".

"I've been working for hours trying to get this video system to work. No matter how many times I try to set it up it just doesn't want to operate. I guess I'll have to call Conrad, he's a real GEARU when it comes to these things."

by miwok March 29, 2009

Gyruss

A rare mineral that has developed a mental disorder, usually being down syndrome or HDMI (ADHD).

Could also be referring to a mineral deposit that has formed inside the reproductive system of a female, usually over the age of 55.

Guy 1: Dude, why did you change your name to Gyruss.

Person 2: I love vagine rock

by glanadagloverglixtyglinedivine January 15, 2023

Garu

A guy who just can't admit that he loves Pucca.

Garu: For the last time, I DO NOT LOVE PUCCA!

by Urban Irvin March 23, 2011

Gyaku Netorare

If you know what Netorare is, you'll know what Gyaku Netorare is right away. It follows the same premise, the only difference, Gyaku Netorare focuses on girls, one stealing a boyfriend/husband from another lady.

Too much Netorare people tent to forget Gyaku Netorare exist

by GoliaithNate February 15, 2021

gayru

Noun: A gay mentor for another younger/less-experienced gay. A gayru relationship is often platonic and serves as an advising role rather than as a romantic interest. Similar to a guru, but for the gays.

I wasn't sure which V-neck shirt would make my pecs more attractive to the boys, so I consulted my gayru for advice; he suggested periwinkle blue.

by THE.Inventor.Of.Gayru March 27, 2011

gyarst

a woman who has the same hair cut as enda mode

look at her shes such a gyarst, what a enda mode wannabe

by Shanell r June 8, 2020

New Glarus

A friggin small town in between Madison and Monroe. Has many festivals involving a beer tent downtown. Population is a little over 2,111 people. Popular attractions: Bar, bar, bar, tavern, bar, church, bar, bar. Popular activities: drinking, drinking, drinking, religion, drinking.

Dude I wanna get wasted in like eight different bars.
Let's go to New Glarus

by cheesebeerbratsbeerchurch March 28, 2011