Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

by thricegreatart May 24, 2010

grandaddy purps

Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!

"that grandaddy purps got tears in my eyes"

by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006

Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.

"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"

by Rukusan August 30, 2005

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016

gandalf

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

by lewis June 14, 2004

Gandalf

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.

I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.

by pasdaddy May 7, 2009