guy 1 and guy 2

used in every urban dictionary example sentence. literally no one would have the conversation these guys bring up

Guy 1: SEX SEX SEX HKGYUGYUGYUJHGTYGKJ

Guy 2: thats fucking stupid, correct

Girl: i got sexed and i hate and i tell everyone. i also like the sex

this is guy 1 and guy 2 in an example. also girl is there too

by The Guy who is Anonymous April 1, 2021

Guy 1

Kind of a chad, always up in some shit on here. When you see his name somewhere, you know something crazy is about to go down

Guy 1: hey it's me
Guy 2: that's so meta

by 99coronasonawall March 18, 2020

1 guy 1 cup

The story of a true Russian hero.

1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.

And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.

Guy 1: Just watched 1 guy 1 cup, I think I'm gonna gouge out my eyes.

Guy 2: Ugh. Same bro.

by BX56 June 18, 2022

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

1 guy 1 cup

When you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

"I heard Tommy burned his eyes out with a lit cigarette after watching 1 guy 1 cup. The doctors at the clinic said that he still hasn't stopped screaming."

by visibly shaken October 25, 2009

guy123000

guy123000 is a cowboy, "🤠slave" is another way you can tell if its him. he keeps all slaves there. (can be extremely racist if disturbed)

if you dont behave you will be sent to guy123000's ranch.

by Pikachu.#6999 November 5, 2022

guy -1

guy -1, the forgotten one.

guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?

by guywithaspoon February 8, 2022