gurner

Drug fucked individual at a rave. Also used to describe a post drug fucked individual who is doing/saying really stupidly funny shit in their scattered state.

Stems from ancient scottish traditions of having gurner competitions which were competitions in facial contortion to pull ugly faces.

did you see that gurner in the nrg room with twenty fucking glowsticks, not to mention the fucking whistle?!?
OR
a penguin wearing a jacket, what are you going on about you gurner?

by Calis March 28, 2003

gurnerific

An adjective used to describe exceptionally good crystal MDMA or ecstasy pills, referring to the jaw clenching side effect, commonly known as gurning.

Pete: This MDMA is fucking gurnerific!
*Toby & Joe roll their eyes and gurn.*: Mmmdma!

by Toby[=)] December 8, 2006

Gurveer

Or as the ladies like to call him, "hey you over there in the bushes."
A Gurveer is a handsome, lovable gentleman who dresses well and smells wicked good! When he's not pumping some iron or rescuing kittens, he likes to deliver pizzas to beautiful women with radiant smiles and ravishing odors. A Gurveer often feels unappreciated and wonders why the ladies don't like it when he surprises them with romantic messages on their social media accounts.

Unappreciative Bimbo: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza."
Handsome Gentleman: "We have a two for one special today."
Unappreciative Bimbo: "Oh?"
Handsome Gentleman: "Yes, you get one large pizza, and it comes with a side of Gurveer."

by BigFatFurryFairy March 19, 2021

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Gurnee Mills

A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.

Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.

by izcool May 9, 2006

Charlie’s chances with gurneet

Nonexistent. You don’t have a chance. Please stop embarrassing yourself. The second hand cringe is real.

What are Charlie’s chances with Gurneet?
None existent bro he has no chance

by Randomperson001 February 13, 2021

Gurnee

Village in Northeast Illinois west of Waukegan. Home of 2 major attractions. 1. Six Flags Great America. 2. Gurnee Mills in addition to a lot of other various shopping. People there have cash, but not as much cash as the people in southern areas of Lake County like Lake Forest, Highland Park and Libertyville.

Lets drive to Gurnee so I can go to work.

by 1069 June 26, 2006