Gumpin' It

The Act Of Waiting At A Bus Stop While One Sits His, and/or Her Posterior Structure Onto A Nearby Bench, Lookin' Like One Douche Of A Gump.(see. Gump)

Some Dude: Yo Man Its Been Over An Hour, Where You At?

Smokey SellsALOT: My Bad Dawg Im Stuck Here Gumpin' It At This Bus Stop.

Some Dude: You Douchebag!

by Boondocckkkkk November 12, 2007

Gumpin It

When someone is running as fast as they can, and look like an idiot doing so.

That guy looked like a fool, gumpin it away from the cops like that.

by JohntheOnion August 25, 2023

Gumpin It

The act of placing a living freshly caught shrimp, (or crawdad depending on your region) inside of your rectum in the manner of the hamster Lemmiwinks in the South Park episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". There are some who swear by the more extreme variation "Bubba-Gumpin It" - in which you place two belts around your lower thighs in a tourniquet-fashion to pay homage to Lt. Dan.

Sorry I'm late, I was Gumpin it for the last hour or so.

by [Zuss]BeanMan March 29, 2025

Gumpin' It

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"

by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025