The most powerful entity in all of existence. Seriously. If you see one, it is too late. The guinea horde will rip all your delicate skin and flesh until you are nothing but dust. If you want to make it out alive, you won't. You must accept your fate as guinea pig chow.
A GUINEA PIG!!!! RUN!!!!!
by Jeus the basketball master April 24, 2021
by Shelby A April 04, 2007
guinea pigs are adorable rodents who are also known as cavies. they make great pets and are easy to look after. they are vegertarians and love to eat most fruit and vegetables. they also love fresh hay and grass.
by little miss shy May 19, 2007
When my hamster died, I decided it was time for an upgrade. So I purchased a hamster deluxe aka guinea pig.
by EtodadoubleU May 26, 2009
Sgt. O'Mally is a real Guinea Pig. I saw him down at the docks taking a bribe from one of the Don's goons, while they were unloading some Coke.
by Captain Kangaroo May 04, 2006
PERSON 1: HEY, I GOT A GUINEA PIG!
PERSON 2: WOW, GUINE PIGS ARE AN AWESOME PET! THEY ARE ADORABLE
PERSON 1: YEAH!
PERSON 2: WOW, GUINE PIGS ARE AN AWESOME PET! THEY ARE ADORABLE
PERSON 1: YEAH!
by DA GUINEA PIG WHISPERER March 03, 2020
The cutest little animal in the world. They have a chubby body and no tail and they can come in a variety of different colours. Eats most vegetables and some fruits. Guinea pigs love fresh hay and grass. Also called cavy
My guinea pigs are the cutest!
by S December 28, 2004