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guillaume 

A lebanese porn star who likes to spread kefta sauce on the large flappy asshole of the belly dancers. He owns a midget farm and beats them daily. Also, guillaume is a name for one who likes to spread asscheeks and toss salads. He likes to spread butter on the fat fupas of the hairy lebanese women

A guillaume is a sexuall term meaning to toss someones salad until you throwp back into their asshole and then lick the throwup out of their ass
guillaume by bartholin69 August 6, 2011

Guillaume 

A smelly chimp who takes a shower once every blue moon, a Guillaume can be very aggressive/annoying if he is not kept in his natural habitat which is the jungle.
Oh hey Guillaume did u watch the game yesterday,

Guillaume: No i was unable because I was too busy finding my prey, those lousy bananas!
Guillaume by anonymous November 7, 2020

Guillaume 

The word ''Guillaume'' is known as a synonym of friendzone. The origin of the expression comes from 2018, when young Guillaume Asselin got rejected by a 22 year old girl, Sophie Martin.

Since then, it's a meme.
- So, how's it going?
- I don't know man, I just got Guillaumed
Guillaume by thomasgregorygoffi October 3, 2018

Guillaume 

A french man with a particular love for the British TV mockumentary ‘Peep Show’. It is said that he has the ‘Peep Show’ calendar adorned from every room in house, and that his alarm is set to the theme tune. An avid fan!
Wow, that’s a Frenchman that REALLY loves Peep Show! That’s the Guillaume we know and love!
Guillaume by Pollop November 22, 2021

Guillaume le Thug 

The greatest and most daring person you will ever meet, Guillaume le Thug dominates every obstacle he encounters. He always sticks to his grindset, conquering everyone and everything in his way. He plays by his own rules, ignoring any guidelines that he finds unnecessary. Cherish him, as he will make a great ally in times of need.
Person 1: Did you see Guillaume le Thug over at the bar?
Person 2: Yeah, he just finished his twentieth pint of beer!
Person 1: What a chad.

guillaume simard

A sexy man who attracts girls, oftenly wears glasses. Shoes? hes got alot of them. Loyal, smart. attracted by the girls with cute names, ex: maria, Julie, Sophia.
GIRL: Look at this guy!
GIRL 2 : Hes mine, its guillaume simard
guillaume simard by guisim12 March 15, 2017