Guidance counselor 

A stupid bitch that you get sent to when the teacher cant deal with you opening your soda "loudly" Often after being sent to the hoe your parents get contacted for no goddamn reason. Often this person makes you suicidal and is a snake. One minute your in her office drinking tea the next shes suspending you for something you didn't do and she has no proof you did it.

Student: so we are all good this was just a misunderstanding
Guidance counselor: Yes ill call your mom just so she can " understand " what happened.

Student: Nothing happened though you even said it yourself.
Guidance counselor: leave my office im trying to work.

Guidance counselor by myschoolisgay April 18, 2019

Guidance Counselor 

(1) A person who's job is to offer emotional support and guidance to the students in any given school district. This person can talk to students when they are having a bad day and help them apply to colleges.

(2) The "School Mom"

I had a period stain on the back of my pants today at school and my guidance counselor was the only one who could make me feel better. She got me get new pants from the lost and found and even let me eat a gogurt in her office till I stopped crying.

Guidance Counselor by SheAteThePlacenta August 31, 2017

The Guidance Center 

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

The Guidance Center by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

career guidance 

A waste of a Saturday

I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is

career guidance by Dudemanguybroperson June 3, 2017

parental guidance 

The presence of a parent or an adult within earshot of a conversation that a teen is having with another teen with a topic they don't want the adults to know about.

while talking on the telephone:
Teen1:"So how was your date with the new hottie from school?"
Teen2:"Uhm...will tell you about it tomorrow..."
Teen1:"Oh! So there's parental guidance there now eh?"
Teen2:"Yup!"

parental guidance by back2kcab May 9, 2009

PG (Parental Guidance) 

The need to employ a self imposed censorship on utilizing expletives when having a conversation with a friend in the presence of adults and/or uptight people.

Dude! Watch your language. PG (Parental Guidance)is in the room!

PG (Parental Guidance) by Royhame, Williams May 8, 2008

underground guidance counselor 

When you a student in high school handout free condoms and possibly literature about safe sex. However the expense is actually being paid by the guidance counsel office (who would get in trouble if they were to hand out free condoms and possibly literature on lgbtttq safe sex).

“I was a underground guidance counselor in high school” said Shelby.
“WTF is that??” asked toriah .
“In high school I would be provided condoms and safe sex pamphlets from the actual guidance counselors in my high school who were scared , that parents would call the school. I would hand the condoms out every Tuesday, and be known as a underground guidance counselor “.

underground guidance counselor by Sprite28 November 4, 2018