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guerita

Aye foo you see that guerita over there?
by Peepington December 8, 2020
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Guernsey

1. One of the Channel Islands.
2. Better than Jersey hands down.
3. 60, 000 people clinging to a rock...
4. A breed of cow, white with toffee-coloured splodges
5. A type of knitted pullover

People from Guernsey are called Guerns or Gurns, or more officially Guernseymen or Guernesias/e. Most speak English (many very badly) with a few exceptional word and structure variations (eg "I'm to Vazon, me" - "I'm at Vazon").
1. "I'm going to Guernsey on holiday."
2. "Guernsey is better than Jersey at football"
3. "Its difficult to describe Guernsey..."
4. "This milk comes from Guernseys".
5. "My grandmother, she knits Guernseys for us each Christmas, her"
by Frogfaerie March 28, 2007
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guertin

The act of checking your speed while snowboarding or skiing. Originating from an unknown snowboarder who became famous for checking his speed when he should really have just manned up and pointed downhill.
"I knuckled on that jump because I guertined right before takeoff."
by TommyOG January 26, 2009
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Guerning

Guerning is the grinding of the teeth while high on pills, ketamine or MDMA. When a person takes extasy its more than likely they will start to grind their teeth. Often the user will take chewing gum to prevent tooth damage, and an aching jaw.

A person who Guerns their teeth, are refered to as a Guernatron.
Person A: Whoah! Look at that dude!

Person B: Jees hes Guerning!

Person A: That will hurt in the morning =S
by ARGoode January 26, 2009
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Guern

A Person from Guernsey in the Channel Islands, UK. Also commonly called a Donkey.
"Ah yeah he is an old Guern" is often used to describe an elderly local person who has lived on Guernsey for all or most of their life and who was born there.
by The one and only Guern February 4, 2010
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Guernseyed

When you reach a whole new level of shitfaced that you, nor your friends thought was possible.

Frequently used at the national island games as guernsey are notorious for getting hammered
“Kyle got guernseyed last night, he was talking to a lamp for 2 hours then gave it his number
by GuernseyLad July 17, 2019
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guerneville

The gayest place on earth. DO NOT VISIT DURING BIG BEAR WEEK!
DO you ever get the feeling that everyone in guerneville is gay?
by mastazula September 24, 2006
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